Hello friend, or whoever you are.

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

vuittonable:

me

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

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are you calling me a spider

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

calumisinmyhood:

stonedcashton:

New Zealand m&g +

FETUS?!!!!!???!!