Hello friend, or whoever you are.

eyesarethewindowstothesoul:

younggiftedblaq:

mydamnchannel:

DO IT FOR THE VINE ELMO!

I died a little this was so cute.

staaawwwp eht!

buybioniconitunes:

*white girl voice* if a white person said this about black people, that would be racism. How is this okay?

buybioniconitunes:

*white girl voice* if a white person said this about black people, that would be racism. How is this okay?

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

image

jesuschristvevo:

really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today

pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.
IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.
I MISSED YOU TOO.
SO MUCH.
… 
…
… 
…
OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.
IT WAS, WASN’T IT?
LET ME GO, DAN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OKAY, WELL, THANKS FOR LUNCH.

IT WAS REALLY GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. REALLY GOOD. I’VE MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU TOO.

SO MUCH.

… 

… 

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I’VE GOT A PILATES CLASS AT 3. IT WAS NICE RUNNING INTO YOU.

IT WAS, WASN’T IT?

LET ME GO, DAN.

girlfights:

BItches with weaves be coming out of fights looking like.. 😂😂

girlfights:

BItches with weaves be coming out of fights looking like.. 😂😂