Hello friend, or whoever you are.

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

magicul:

that one person in class who always tries to make jokes that aren’t funny 

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

psyducked:

rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

Kanye himself probably said this